haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
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you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
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Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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