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• (909): View more from California

  I just didn't expect you to be so naked....

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"

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• (415): View more from California

  Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling

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  God, I love San Francisco.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I don't remember what your face looks like..

  (727): View more from Florida

  I don't remember your face either, just your dick.

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• (518): View more from New York

  i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.

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• (619): View more from California

  You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.

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