yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
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I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
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i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?