I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
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i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
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Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.