So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I will pee on everything he values.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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