What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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