What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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