i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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