the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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