paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
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yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
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I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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