when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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