After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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