So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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