we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Randomize
