I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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