i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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