i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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