"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
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