he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
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I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
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Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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