I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
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I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
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All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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