So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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