The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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