I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I just gift wrapped bread.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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