There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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