Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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