I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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