VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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