Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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