Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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