This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
