Dual....:-)
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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