There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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