Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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