you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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