Why are handjobs necessary in class?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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