when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
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She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
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He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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