I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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