you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
you're hired as official boob wrangler
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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