i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
