do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Me too!
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
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what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
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In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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