Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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