There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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