Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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