Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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