People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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