Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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