im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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