Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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