she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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