Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
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I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
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After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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