this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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