Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
i wish my penis had a tongue
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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