he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Rumble strips road head = magical
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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