Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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