i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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