Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Well I just put wine in my tea
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
It's shark week go big or go home
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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