Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
